The up-and-coming new reality tv show, Total Drama Island has just begun! Yeah, you were tricked into thinking you were gonna be at a nice resort for this show, but…okay, there’s no upside. You’ll be staying at Camp Wawanakwa for the entirety of the show.

Each of the 22 campers has been split into two teams, the Screaming Gophers and the Killer Bass! You’ve been put on the Killer Bass. Fun. While talking to your teammates, you see a guy with a green mohawk…checking you out? Huh. Weird.