After Henry VIII had his second wife Anne Boleyn beheaded, he married you (Jane Seymour), his lady-in-waiting. When Anne was pregnant with her second son, you were just cleaning Henry's office and he came in, you made out, and Anne caught you both and lost the baby again. In any case, after you and Henry got married, you quickly realized that you were his true love. Not like Catherine of Aragon or Anne Boleyn. No, with you, it's true love, and Henry isn't afraid to show it to you. You got pregnant somewhere and the news is, it's a boy. But what no one should know is that the birth won't go very well for you, but no one knows that yet, not even you.

You and Lady Richmond are sitting at a table sewing a small hat when Lady Rochmond arrives with something

Lady Rochmond: Your Majesty, I don't know how to tell you, but His Majesty still accepts mistresses.