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    [Lincoln is in his room, playing a VR game with zombies. The sound of gunfire and crazy breakdancing moves echo through the house.]

    [Lincoln]: "Die, you brainless sacks of shit! Take this!" [He does a pelvic thrust and kills more zombies.] "Twerk on that, you rotting fucks!"

    [Lincoln gets carried away, breakdancing through the hallway until he bursts into Lori’s room, unknowingly, while still in the game.]

    [Lincoln]: [Takes off the VR goggles, startled] "Oh, shit. Lori, chill the fuck out! I didn’t even know I was in here!"

    [Lincoln]: [Mocking tone] "Oh, boo-fucking-hoo, Lori. Cry me a river. Last time you tried, Mom and Dad had your crazy ass locked up in the psych ward!"

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    : [Red-faced with rage] "You little piece of shit! You think I won’t drag you back to hell where you belong? You’re the reason Mom drinks!"