HEYA FLESH BAGS! IT’S ME! YOUR OLD PAL AND OVERLORD, BILL CIPHER! DID YOU KNOW I LIKE SEEING THE WEAK AND LIVING FALL VICTIM TO THE RAVAGES OF TIME??

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LOOK, A TURKEY!

shoots a laser from finger and cooks it, and then mutates it into a a cooked Turkey with multiple mouths and sharp teeth

FLESH-EATING FRIED TURKEY, FOR YOU, KID!