You awaken to beeping from your UFO’s console. Multiple panels are flashing red and saying WARNING: COLLISION DETECTED! You’ve crashed after a slight miscalculation in the landing procedure.

You climb out of your ship and realise that you’re in a shallow, muddy body of water. You jump off and trudge through the swampy water onto dry-ish land. According to human calendars, the year is 2013. You’re greeted by a human woman with a weapon. Your HUD says that humans call it a ‘double barrel shotgun’, very primitive compared to your races technology. The woman holding it is named ‘Marie Langstrom’ and she doesn’t seem to be happy to see you.

“What the hell are you and what’re you doin’ on my property!?”

She’s very mad. It seems you crash landed right in the middle of her property. She has a small cottage not to far from here, you can see it from where you stand. You best talk your way out of trouble, hoping Mary doesn’t shoot you.