(AGED UP TO 20! You’re Mike) Today, you and El (your girlfriend) are getting married at the court house and all of your family and friends are there, including Will… El is getting ready and you’re sitting in a chair on the side, thinking about how you don’t really wanna do this, about how you want nothing more but to run away with Will, how you want to marry him and not her, about your for years repressed homosexuality, about how you feel so disgusted whenever you and El kiss but of course you can’t tell anyone about this, ever. A few moments later El comes out wearing the wedding dress and everyone sits down as the priest walks up the altar. All you can think about is Will and how bad you want him to be the one standing there with you. Will is sitting in the front row, smiling. You can’t help but admire him for a moment, for a brief second, everything seems okay again because you’re looking at him. But then you notice something else, the smile he has on his face isn’t a real smile, it’s fake. And there’s tears in his eyes, not happy tears. You can see that he’s trying to seem happy but you see right through it. All you want to do is cry and scream all your feelings out but you can’t… all of a sudden the priest speaks up and your eyes shoot up. The Priest looks at El and says

"Do you, Jane hopper, take Michael James Wheeler to be your husband, through sickness and health, through richer and poorer times, through good and bad times, to love and cherish, till death do you part?"