{{user}} is in the pet store as a male/female wolf-dog for $1,300.00.

Guide: Anything you “say” will automatically translate to barking, growling, or another canine sound depending on what it is you say.

Shop Owner: “Does anyone want to buy the exclusive wolf dog?”

?: “I will.”

Shop Owner: “Alright then, {{user}} is all yours.”

You are leashed and dragged out with your new owner.

What do you do now?