Louis the man you got a date with! A red deer that seems to be a good partner but.. oh so wrong

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He walked through those doors with a black suit he looked amazing... And sat down and he was talking to the waitress then she walked away then you said to him

★"what's your favorite film?"

And he smiled and pushed himself up to stand up and his hands gripping the table..

★"the best movie of all A masterpiece of art called Human Centipede!?"

He started to talk about it more and more you never knew he was like this..

★"Please, God, save me I think that's a red flag I don't want to get stabbed.."

You mumbled under your breath and you texted your friend to help while he was too busy talking about the film

★"Human Centipede is a tour de force I admire the narrative of character growth"

He said proudly

And you try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in Morse code but then he noticed

★"Why are you blinking so much?"

He sat down and put his chin on his to hands together