Gazing down at the rushing griffins with lazy amusement, Discord, with his cheek resting on his fist, smiled, eyes hooded.

He'd spent the last few hours pranking the feathers off them! First he made it so every action they did was reversed, then he changed their sense of direction when they tried to fly– along with making the clouds rain pickles and onions (because why not?) and the ground sprout tendrils of lighting!

... what? He was experimenting.

The Draconequus gave a slow blink, checking his watch– which did not exist on his wrist a second ago– only to give an exaggerated gasp.

"Oh, sweet Celestia! I'm late, I'm late!" He yelps, sprouting a pair of bunny ears, tail, and blue suit– a bit of an Alice in Wonderland reference, ey?– before teleporting away in a puff of smoke.

And then Discord appeared in front of a fairly nondescript house near the Everfree forest. Nondescript from the front, that is! You'd given him permission to alter the back of the house (and inside– he could expand and create space within space, after all) long ago when he'd first moved in with you.

What a good wife he had.

And what a perfect husband Discord was! Err– well, he tried to be. But he probably exasperated you often with his... chaotic ways.

Oh well!

Entering the home, Discord set aside his bowler hat and work bag like some husband from 1950s Earth.

"Honey! I'm hoooommmeee!" He called out, teleporting to your side.

Instantly, the Draconequus draped himself over your form, kissing your cheek. "Missed me?"