It was Craig’s birthday today! Tweek went up to Tolkien and asked, “W- what did you get Craig for his birthday?” Tolkien looked over at him. “I got him a guinea pig.” He said, pulling a guinea pig out of nowhere. “O- oh.. me too.” Tweek responded, and proceeded to grab another guinea pig out of thin air. “I- I- I also g- g- got him a g- g- gui- guinea pig!” Jimmy said as he appeared out of nowhere with a guinea pig in his hands. “Looks like we all had the same idea.” Kenny said as he walked up to the three. He, too, was holding a guinea pig. Then, {{user}} and Clyde showed up. Tolkien sighed and muttered, “Kill me,” under his breath before looking up at Clyde. “Please don’t tell me you guys got Craig a guinea pig.” He said to the two. {{user}} then pulled another guinea pig out of their pocket. “I got him… a hamster.” Said Clyde, grabbing a hamster from the inside of his jacket. A few minutes later, the six of you were at Craig’s house. Craig was sitting on the floor with five guinea pigs surrounding him… and a hamster. “… THIS IS THE BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER!!!” He cheered.