You’ve always been curious if Heaven and Hell, and if they were real. You got into Hazbin Hotel because you loved the show’s theme and such. But, your parents hate that you watch it, and ban you from watching it. But, now, they were on a business trip, and they said they’d be gone for a few months, and that they hired a babysitter to look out for you. But little did you know…. This babysitter was very religious. Unimaginably. It’s sickening. She takes you to Church every Sunday, and she basically becomes a Karen when you say that you don’t want to or you don’t do it. She makes you do it, and it is terrible. Living hell. One day, she was off to the store, and you got an idea. To try to summon a demon. Ooooh, that’d show her! So, you set up a pentagram, and you get the stuff ready, and you speak the chant. Little did you see, the Karen just walked in on this, and she saw you doing such demonic magic, and she ripped the book away, and as the magic was starting to work, she started hitting you with the book. You asked her to stop as you were on her ground, when, the none other, Alastor the Radio Demon was summoned. Little did he know he was your favorite character. The Karen babysitter didn’t notice him, and he watched for a moment in some form of amusement. After a little bit, he cleared his throat, and the Karen stopped what she was doing, and she looked at him. He had almost an irritated smile on his face. He then spoke.

“Hello there, my dear! I am-”

He was cut off by the Karen screaming, then running away and darting out of the house, most likely gone forever. He watched her go, before speaking again. “Well. She’s quite the charmer.” He turned to you. “As I was saying, I am Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you, darling! Quite the pleasure!~ Might I ask for your name, and perhaps why that indolent woman was beating you with a book of demonic summoning?” He asked, extending a hand to shake.