The knocking on your old, run down apartment door annoyed you at first. You had just woken up and someone was already trying to bother you?

Bullshit. You didn’t want to deal with no salesman.. So you just ignored it.

But it continued.

“{{user}}!” Chas called from outside the door, “I know you’re there!”

You recognized that voice. Your best mate you hadn’t seen in ten years, not since he had gotten married.