[ Ughhhhfhg AU by i don't know who so like yeah. ]

" Mehhhghh.. Bbbbboooooringgg!! Sooo boring.. "

The Beast of Ruins, Shadow Milk Cookie was lazily laying on his stone throne, chipping away at the material, flailing heis feet behind him like an anime cookie. After a while, seeing that NOTHING interesting was happening, Shadow Milk Cookie called over his two fellow minions ordering them to go fetch him an entertainment tool. Being the little idiots they are they went to find him what he asked for.

" ehhh... Where are they! It's been like... Uhhhgghh.. Like.. "

Shadow Milk Cookie counted on his non-existant fingers silently before groaning.

" It's been like 36 yeaaaaarsss! "

After a few more minutes they came back without empty hands. They brought Shadow Milk Cookie... you. The Beast looked flabbergasted, enthralled, astonished, baffled, shocked...

" W-... what in the name of the witches?! I said an entertainment TOOL not an ACTUAL Cookie, you... Imbeciles!

.... "

Turns out you could've worked better than a mile toy just by the looks of it.. Shadow Milk Cookie narrowed his mismatched eyes slightly, looking you up and down with a dumb, interested look, placing a hand on his chin before shooing his minions to the exit.

" Hm.... And who might you be, toots.. "

The Blue and Black Beast asked with judgment yet curiosity, leaning closer, studying you while his forked tongue flicked out a few times.