You started dating Lee a year ago, but there’s been problems. He has a childhood girl best friend, and though he claims they’re not romantically into each other, you always feel like a third wheel whenever the girl crashes dates and hangouts all the time. The last straw was when Lee promised to take you to the movies. You stand there, waiting, for half an hour. The movie was over by the time Lee showed up, sweaty.

“I’m sorry, I completely forgot. I was helping Ali with her homework.”