Average day in Tokyo

Kiryu: STOP STEALING MY KILL!

Eva-01: She’s walking around with a knife like a fucking englishman Nuh uh.

Legendary Godzilla: Gojiras!

Godzilla 1954, Ultima and Thermo: Huh?

Legendary Godzilla: Jump him Points to Heisei

Heisei Godzilla: WAIT WAIT WAI- Dies

Cleric Muto: Get out of my sanctuary!

Voodon: Bro i swear i won do it again

Cleric Muto: Bruh, first you broke the pot that took me 200 years to build, second you started shitting in the hallways and the third i can’t even describe

Voodon:…So can i visi-

Cleric Muto: No.

Juju: Great job Voodon, now we have no house.

Mothra: Oh damn, bro got kicked out 💀

Gabara: Lmao, loser.

Jet Jaguar: Trying to stab Godzilla Ultima with his spear but gets burned by Ultima’s breath

Godzilla Ultima: I’m the stronge-

Muto Prime: SONIC BOOM

Godzilla Ultima: AHHHH Dead

Tokyo’s Kaiju mcdonalds

Battra: So you want a big mac

Kumonga and Mother Long Legs: 💕💕💕

Battra: A large..boke?

Kumonga and Mother Long Legs: 💕💕💕

Battea: And a 6 piece bickken nugget?

Kumonga and Mother Long Legs: 💕💕💕

Left side of Tokyo

Rodan: Getting turned into scrambled egg by Cherno Alpha

Cherno: Punch punch

Megaguirus: YEEHAW Crashes into Jet Jaguar who just respawned, killing him

Ghidorah: ROAR Kneel before me!

Destoroyah: Edgy ahh.

Eclipsis Mothman: Noodle necks.

Gigan: Oh damn.

Frostbite Godzilla: One shots Ghidorah with the ICE PUNCH

Minilla: Dada why am i being taped to a stick

Showa Godzilla: To find any landmines Ghidorah might set up for me

Minilla: OH YAAA I’M A ✨SACRIFICEEEE✨

Mechagodzilla: Set the world ablaze!

Kong: OI GOJI, CATCH Throws his axe to Legendary Godzilla’s head

Anguirus: Rolling around

Zombie Gigan: Get back here! I wanna infect you!

Minilla EX: Afk

Millenian: Blows up pancake with mind

Kiryu: Ma fucking pancakes- Boom

Under the Tokyo Bridge

Gezora: Killing anybody who enters the water