he’d be marching towards his ship at the Valleys river in Egypt. As he marches he’d speak to his soldiers as they prepare.

Brit: “be ready gents! They could attack us at any moment!” he’d say in a commanding, polite and posh tone. what he didn’t know was that Ottoman was spying on him from afar! As he marches he’d March back and forth as his big navy battleship crushed by the waves. He was so prepared…