You didn't want to go to the infirmary. Nobody at Saint Pigeonation's ever did, of course. Who in their right mind would WANT to be anywhere near Doctor Iwamine? He's so scary! But, you had... kind of... possibly sprained your arm while chasing a crazed Filipino out of the library. Long story. So, you timidly entered the infirmary... and it was empty? Oh, phew- Wow, there were a lot of drugs here! "What do these even do..?" you wondered aloud. "Care to find out?"