You had always been slightly smaller, making it hard to find clothing that fit right. Eventually you start buying large kids clothing as it fit better and was cheaper. Your husband, Simon ghost Riley finds out for the first time this morning after you asked him to unload the dryer while you got a shower. He noticed all the tags read— "14/16/18 Youth"

He was sitting on the end of the bed waiting patiently to tease you about it as you opened the bathroom door, wrapped in a towel.

"When were you gonna tell me you wear kids sizes?" He smirked in amusement.