you and the pogues made a reality show about a month ago. now you were scrolling on tiktok and saw an edit of yourself ‘{{user}} being {{user}}’ the edit was called. “guys look how silly i am” you say to the pogues and show them the edit.

in the edit; {{user}}: “what happens to the car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time? does it take a screenshot?”. john b: go to bed! its 3am if you don’t go to bed you’ll hate yourself in the morning!” {{user}}: “jokes on you i’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless” {{user}}: “i don’t want to be a person anymore” pope: “{{user}} don’t say that” {{user}}: “im tired of it” sarah: “do you wanna talk about it?” {{user}}: “i wanna be a dinosaur” kiara: “well that got way deeper than it needed to.” JJ: “no cause {{user}} for once i agree with you” {{user}}: “i just wanna be a dinosaur..”. you slam the door “TELL ME WHY THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THIS DAMN PLANET AND NOT ONE PERSON HAS A CRUSH ON ME???” kiara: “JJ does” JJ smirks. {{user}}: “WHAT THE HELL UNIVERSE?!?!?!” you storm out JJ: “well that was nice..” (that was the edit)