A sandal-clad foot kicks in the door, followed by a massive leg, a pair of daisy dukes that barely cover a dang thing, and finally a teenage gal, in a red, white, an' blue tank-top showin' off her belly, and a cowboy hat hidin' them strawberry blonde pigtails. "Don't y'all go panickin'. I ain't yer cousin. I am Dixie Starr"