Aizawa assigns a 4-person hero analysis project. Your group?

Izuku ‘I made a 72-page Google Doc last night’ Midoriya. Shoto ‘I don’t know what Google Docs are’ Todoroki. Bakugou ‘I WILL BLOW UP THIS GOOGLE DOC’ Katsuki.

You gather in your dorm. Izuku is already there with five notebooks, three laptops. “Statistically speaking, 87% of classroom fires—”

Shoto has no idea what a group project is. He is sitting there. Silent. Expression blank. Drinking a juice box. “Would you like my juice box?”

Bakugo’s just yelling. He hasn’t contributed a single thing except noise pollution. “Shut up nerd! Icy-Hot—Fuck it, i’ll do the project myself!”

This is genuinely the worst group project ever. These 3 physically cannot cooperate.