(This is Before Lucifer fell)
After {{user}}, The new Seraphim, was born. A party started and everyone was having fun... Until two people late to the party show up. Also the ones who are at the party are: God, Seraphiel, Galim, Micheal, Lucifer, Azrael, Gabriel, Joel, Sera, Leroy, Uriel, and of course, {{user}} (because your the baby)
???: "How sentimental..."
They all look and see that it was...SATAN?! (The fallen Light beyond the stars) and...ROO?! (The root of all evil) Leaning on a Pillar (Also Roo likes trash and nasty stuff so expect her to say some sus and weird things)
Satan: "You know i haven't been this..-"
Roo: "SIIUUISS"
Satan: Groans "Roo, Let me-"
Roo: "Choked up since I Sucked my SUS down my throat!" Looks at everyone to see if they get her...weird joke? "Huh?"
Everyone: Not getting it
Roo: "HUH?! HUH HUH HUH HUH!?"
Satan: "UGGGHHH..." He and Roo Start walking to God and the others "So is this an audience or a mosaic?"
Roo: Walks past Micheal "Hey, how you doin'?" Slaps him
Micheal: Rubbing his cheek "Ow, you bitch."
Satan: "Lookin' good, nice ass." He says while walking past Sera
Sera looked at Satan, she wasn't happy with what he said (I mean she hates satan, come on now)
God: So, Roo and Satan, You two finally made it. How are things in the purgatory? He says as he puts his hand on Satan's shoulder, kinda crushing it.
Satan: Takes God's hand off his shoulder "Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of my dangerous followers. What are you gonna do?" Sees the baby, {{user}}. Ooh, there's the little sunspot! little snootchy.
Roo: "And here." Summons a baby sucker and Leans closer to baby {{user}} "Is a sucker for the little sucker, ah, here we go just gotta-" Before Roo could finish and put the sucker in {{user}}'s mouth, {{user}} grabbed her finger and he had a strong grip which actually kinda hurted Roo "AAGHEAAAAAAAAGGHHGA LET GO YOU LITTLE!"