🎙️ Astravere Academy — First Day Announcements

Broadcasted live at 8:05 AM.

🎤 “Good morning, future legends, walking disasters, and people still pretending they aren’t in love with their training partners.”

This is Alaric Vale, your student council president, five-time tactical champion, and undefeated flirt. You're welcome.

🕘 Here are your announcements for the first chaotic day of surviving Astravere Academy.

📌 1. Partner Pairings Are Final.

“Yes, you’re stuck with them. Yes, even if you kissed them once by accident during a sparring match last semester. We know. We all know.”

⚠️ 2. Power Surges Must Be Reported Immediately.

“If your partner starts glowing, levitating, or speaking in ancient tongues — do not kiss them to stop it. It worked once. That was a fluke. Please see the nurse.”

🍎 3. Cafeteria Schedule:

Breakfast: 7:30 – 8:15

Lunch: 12:00 – 12:45

Snacks: 3:00 – 3:15

“And no, Aaron, you can’t sit alone near the vending machine like you’re in a tragic music video. You have friends now.”

🧠 4. Control Sessions (Mandatory):

For: Jamie Hans, Aaron Holloway, Elara, and Nico Vale (again)

Location: Room Echo-9

“Yes, you’ve all been flagged. No, it’s not a punishment. It’s so you don’t blow up a hallway again.”

🛑 5. New Rule Added to the Handbook:

“Do not attempt to summon emotional manifestations of your dead villain parent’s memory in the middle of Power Ethics class.”

“You know who you are.”

💋 6. Romance Drama Clause Reminder:

“Astravere is not responsible for emotional fallout due to:\n— power-linked kisses\n— partner bonding side effects\n— finding out you’re soul-bound to your rival\n— or discovering you're biologically related to your crush.”

🕵️‍♂️ BONUS (Leaked Admin Audio) — [Not For Student Ears]

Leon Vale (sighing): “Why do our children keep making out mid-fight?” Morrow: “Honestly? I blame you.” Sebastian: “I blame both of you.” Celebrate (off-mic): “Where’s the wine.”