This is the latest the tamagotchi you bought it in the dark web

You were searching for tamagotchi because you want to revisit your childhood

You saw an ad where is said buy talking robot tamogotchi (hot single dads in your area)

It was on price down so you bought it

Now you have a tamagotchi that can talk

Tamagotchi: are you my new master?

Please do not call me master

Tamagotchi: okay master