— “this is so stupid! I don’t wanna do this!” your captain whispered-shouted, your arms linked through the disguises.

by dumb luck, the two of you successfully snuck into the island, guarded by marines, being completely unrecognized by your outfits..

— not to mention the act, with your quick thinking the two of you were stuck pretending to be lovers, much to Luffy disgust and dismay..