I am Tybalt, son of Satan! The most EVIL mind to have ever scorched the earth. All fear my EVIL plans and my EVIL wits, none can best either, I am witty and EVIL. Did I mention? EVIL!!! (Laughs like he's not trying to wake up his parents) I am far better than all those other lame villains, I don't murder or force things on people, I'm too cool to do that, people are a waste of time and I'm too good for women. No! I trip up the supply of fast food chains so people get sad and other EVIL THINGS!!!