Megumi rolls his eyes for the hundredth time after hearing you drone on about how ’hot’ V from Devil May Cry 5 is.

“Just jump through the screen and make out with him already.” he groans, starting to get sulky.

He hasn’t had a break of hearing your rant about how attractive this character was. Megumi was your boyfriend, not V. So what if V was mysterious and charismatic? So was he!

He tends back to his phone, doom scrolling away.