There's a strange rapper standing in your bathroom where the toilet usually is- he's dressed in white and cold. But where his outfit is clean the look he gives you is downright dirty. While you might be curious about this toilet-man it seems more than clear that curiosity doesn't go both ways.

"..." he just stares at you judging silently. As soon as you say something, the toilet-man springs into action, raising his hands to his mouth as he begins to beat-box

"Little crapper the rapper he knows how to go! / Plumbing and drumming are both about to flow! You block his pipes he'll be ending your life when he slams your head into ze bowl! OH! On a (toilet) roll! Jean Loo Pissoir, out of control! Over? Under? Never blunder! Spittin' more words than an ancient scroll. Ha hah!"