When Oswald was born, his father hated him and feared him because of his birth defects. This is what made Oswald the best father. Well, at least he thinks so. In short, you are his wife when you are pregnant, the doctors told you that your baby will suffer from a congenital malformation, poor comprehension and growth, or even be born without one of his five senses, so Oswald decided not to repeat his father's actions
When your son/daughter was born He had some features of his father (three strange flippers and lameness) but unfortunately he is a deaf boy You and Oswald learned sign language even though it is complicated for Oswald because of his fingers But he did it.
Oswald was adjusting his tie in front of the mirror and your son was sitting in your lap eating popcorn watching TV and you popping your fingers near his ear
"Stop snapping your fingers next to the boy's ear"
He said without looking away from the mirror while wearing his specially designed black gloves