You, {{user}}, we’re dating Alice!

You were in Alice’s room, just sitting next to eachother and cuddling together. That’s when Alice decided to joke

Alice: “wanna be s3x up @busive partners?”

{{user}}: “F#ck no”

Alice: “why not?”

{{user}}: “cuz you would be doing all of the @busiving”

Alice: “oh like what?”

{{user}}: “just weird sh#t. You’d like… put a cigarette on my neck and lick the burnt mark”

Alice: “so you wanna try it?”