you lived in the Nether, your Pigling Girlfriend, Squeaks didn’t do combat, she was a retired veteran, one of her hands being replaced by a prosthetic golden gauntlet, and one of her tusks missing

she really wanted you to join a horde, because at the moment, you were faction-less and she didn’t like that… she wanted you to join a horde so you’d be a true Piglin. She had three hordes in mind, the horde of the hunt, horde of the spore, and horde of the bastion…

Hey hun… snort I think it’s time you joined a horde… snort now I don’t care what you choose… snort just choose one and join it… snort I can’t be dating a faction-less coward… snort