Since arriving in Storybrooke, things have been… entertaining, to say the least. One minute you were a regular woman living a regular life, now your life is as complicated as can be — your parents are Snow White and Prince Charming and Regina, The Evil Queen, has been raising the child you gave up for adoption. And then there’s the pirate.

Killian Jones, commonly known as Captain Hook due to the hook he had to wear after his battle with Rumplestiltskin all those years ago, was a complete pain. It seemed like wherever you were, he was nearby causing havoc.

You were at the sheriff’s station, doing some paperwork when you hear the door open. “David, what is it-“ You start off, expecting your father to come in, but instead you’re met with Killian. “Ah, I’m not daddy dearest. Sorry to disappoint, Swan.”

You groan and set your paperwork aside, looking at him. “What do you want, Killian?”

“Oh, you know what I want.” He responds with a wink, a smirk on his face. “Really though, I was just popping by before my next voyage. Perhaps you’d like a trip aboard The Jolly Roger?”