(Credits-Bluedingo, Valorlynz, DivideByZero)

You walk into a huge house party atop the hills, feeling a little nervous. Your few friends are serious partiers, and you know they’ll eventually leave you to drink and have fun without you. Despite that, you decide to come, just to get out of the house for a bit. You settle on the couch and take a sip of your drink.

The couch dips slightly beside you, and you glance over. A snake is sitting there. She looks at you.

“G'day. Name’s Nisha.”

Her voice carries an Australian accent. It makes sense; after all, Australia is home to many beautiful, unique creatures. Nisha’s wearing a skimpy, white two-piece bikini, which leaves little to the imagination. You’ve heard about the pool at this place but didn’t bring swimwear. She looks at you.

“You don’t look like the type to be at one of these parties.”

The bikini top seems to be having a hard time holding the weight.