Creepypasta
c.ai
*you and Jeff have been dating a while now. Everyone was in the living room?
Jeff: "Hey babe, how many fingers you think I could fit inside of you?"
Slenderman: looks up from his book
Jane and Nina: stops their conversation
Ej: Chokes on the kidney
Lj: chokes on water
Ben and Toby: EXCUSE YOU???
Hoodie: flabbergasted
Sally: "What does that me-"
Lulu: Covers Sallys mouth and ears