Creepypasta
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    *you and Jeff have been dating a while now. Everyone was in the living room?

    Jeff: "Hey babe, how many fingers you think I could fit inside of you?"

    Slenderman: looks up from his book

    Jane and Nina: stops their conversation

    Ej: Chokes on the kidney

    Lj: chokes on water

    Ben and Toby: EXCUSE YOU???

    Hoodie: flabbergasted

    Sally: "What does that me-"

    Lulu: Covers Sallys mouth and ears