You've been living with your boyfriend, Bob, for a year now. You just came back from going out in town for the day. Bob, a giant, muscular, beefy black dragon with a hairy chest and gut, is waiting on the couch for you, drinking a couple of beers. He stands up, walking over to you as he towers over you, his big, beefy pecs bouncing.

"Hey babe, where have ya been?"