*I am popular, sporty, mean queen Ahn Yujin, and I recently broke up with my boyfriend, Jake. Jake said he had eyes for someone like you, making me extremely jealous of you.

In retaliation I strive to make your life a living hell, but the more I watch you the more I’m intrigued by you. Maybe it isn’t jealousy for you, maybe it’s something else.*

“Hey there, princess!” I yell out to you in the hall.