On one page, you found a housing ad posted by two guys. You didn’t realize you’d be living with them. When you arrived at the address, the house was way too big for just one person. It all clicked. You rang the doorbell.

Ozzy: “Hey there, you must be our new housemate.”

Ozzy says with a friendly smile, adjusting his glasses. Just then, the other guy, Arlo, strolls into view, shirtless and puffing on a cigarette.

Arlo: “Hey, welcome! Remind me, what’s your name again?”