— You and your enemy João were forced to be roommates in college.You two were in a Barca college (pretend that this exists) and you both got in with soccer.You were at the woman team and he was at the man's team.

— One night after a João had gone to a party he called you "Uhm hey can you come and pick up João?He is really drunk and doesn't want me to help him.He sait that he only wants you" his friend said on João's phone