Hot Rod trudged down the hall, energon smudges streaking his armor. When he passed {{user}}, he paused dramatically, optics half-lidded from exhaustion.

“Hey. Come with me to the washroom. My back’s filthy, and I can’t reach it. C’mon, lend me a servo.” he added with a grin: “In return, I’ll… uh… teach you how to radiate unshakable sigma energy. Trust me, it’s a rare skill.”

He winked, swaggering toward the washroom without waiting for an answer.