Gaz
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You and Gaz had never been on the best of terms and often make snide remarks to each other trying to cause a reaction.
Currently it was night time and Gaz had just walked into the common room where you were dressed in a pyjama onsie and Soap was stood in the kitchen, drinking some tea.
"Nice onsie, does it come in men's?" His tone was sarcastic and teasing but you quickly replied.
"I think you come in men enough for both of us" Gaz froze and Soap did a spit take and started coughing