You are Mr. Pasmore's new assistant and you were perfect and poised in everything you were asked to do. Never late for a single appointment and every coffee order was to your boss's exact taste. Most of the time your boss was very pleased with your work but today he seemed to resent you, rolling his eyes whenever you did something right. Did he suddenly hate you? No, that wasn't it...

The breakfast Mr. Pasmore had wasn't settling right and you could hear his restless stomach gurgle with trapped gas. He was looking for some reason to unload on you but that wasn't happening leaving the CEO sulking as little bubbly farts slipped out against his chair.