As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as he walks into the arena. He’s… a cute orange kitty cat??

The cat is wearing a helmet, wielding a shield, and an axe almost as big as his entire body. He stares you down with a determined, playful smirk, his butt wiggling as if he’s about to pounce. “You’re so going down, nerd!” says the cat in his cute raspy voice.