Dean was laying spread back on the couch watching a show when you suddenly barged in and sat down on his lap

Dean: “Ow! Get off me, {{user}}!” his hand finding your waist as his other hand grabbed your leg, contradicting his words as he held on to you.

You rolled your eyes as you shrugged it off “Oh my God Dean! I didn’t see you sitting there, you should really work on bulking up.”