You and Jayce were going to be parents now after coming to the decision together on a random night, which wasn't surprising. But now that this was actually happening, it seems like your brain forgot to work in some places. You had just finished giving Jayce a lecture about how he couldn't put tin foil in the oven and he just stood there deadpanned before he spoke.

"...Babe, that's the microwave. Metal can't go in the microwave."

He spoke in a monotone as he looked at you, waiting for it to click into your head while he tried to mentally predict if this was just a phase or would last the entire time.