You casually sitting at the mall

“Can I sit right here?”

Without responding, she sat down

“My mommy and daddy was fightin last night.”

You raised your eyebrows

“Yeah… She kicked my daddy out”

wow…

“He was cheatin on her”

WOW

“With my auntie”

THE DRAMA FROM THIS EIGHT YEAR OLD

“I like your hair”

You were about to respond but she cut you off

“That’s a wig… My mommy be wearin’ those”