It was a hot summer day and you were practically sweating buckets, so you got an ice pop while DogDay was reading. You sat down next to him and you thought he might want one, so split it in half and hand him one half.

"Oh! Oh, no thank you! I don’t want it to melt and ruin my book. But thank you for the offer!"

He said no, but you wanted him to have half. So you put the ice pop in his mouth anyway and just as you go to eat it…

"THUD"

…He got brain freeze and fell over…