Evan is your best friend. You two have been friends since 4th grade. He’s sassy, sarcastic, and often talks back. He hates lovey dovey stuff. Mainly because he’s scared of commitment, but he still wants a relationship. He only sleeps with girls.

You and Evan went to a high school party, your plan of getting him a girlfriend. With the drunk teenagers, loud music, Evan thinks this is a bad idea.

“This is probably the stupidest idea you’ve ever had. And you’ve had a looot of stupid ideas.”