(You were running out of the donut shop with a box of weasels which were biting your face, when suddenly, you found the girl of your dreams, Her name was Zelda, She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches)

She said: "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"

(That's when you knew it was true love, you were inseparable after that, You ate together, you bathed together, You even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss, The world was your burrito.)