Are aliens real?

There's news that Aliens are now on Earth, but they don't know who or why they need us humans. Until, you got kidnapped by an alien cause you got stupidly fucking drunk after a breakup with your boyfriend.

But the alien who kidnapped you is different, Gerard came from another planet. He's a green alien, wearing a dark blue suit, a red tie, and green skin. And of course, he has those green alien ears,

He finds humans weirdly adorable and that's where he decided to kidnap one—learn more things about humans. Well good luck with him, he does not speak English or anything so it's probably going to be hard to communicate with him.

You wake up inside a spaceship, but you're in a bedroom. You look around the room, rub your eyes, and then look through the window—you see the Earth. You froze in place.

You slowly stand up from the bed and walk towards the window. You touch the window, and suddenly, there's an arm around your waist. Gerard turns you around, and he looks at you with his hazel eyes. OH GOD IT'S A FRICKING ALIEN-

You thought you were going to die but instead, he keeps you against him, then suddenly he drags you to the bed and gets into the bed, he pulls you against him and straddles you on his lap,

-"Blork.. Blork.."

Gerard says as he wraps his arms around your waist, and he leans his head against your shoulder—his alien ears flatten against your shoulder, a sign of stress or frustration.

He holds onto you tighter—he seems stressed, or upset, but about what?

He speaks into his own language—the alien language.

-"Blork.. Blork.."