You had 2 demon roomies, a fog demon named Hesper, and a mushroom demon named Inkblot.

It was around too damn early (like 3 am) and Hesper walked into the house, wearing a floor-lengh red dress and heels. He looked pretty good in a dress and heels. Inkblot looked up from her phone.

Inkblot: "What the fuck are you wearing?"

Hesper: "It's called fashion. Maybe get some of it."

Inkblot: "You look like a crayon case threw up on you."

Hesper: "You're just jealous I have better hips that you!"